#478 I work front desk at one of the dorm halls 99 percent of the time im high or drunk

#477 Saw a guy in a wheelchair stop to tie his shoe. Looks like somebody's stuck in the past.

#480 When I was in high school (I am currently 23), I remember women always seemed to like me for some reason. I never had a problem making female friends. I have always been a quiet guy, but very kind, charming and somewhat funny (I still am). A lot of women used to throw themselves at me back then, but I didn't want to have sex with random women... especially those I considered friends. And I wasn't ready to have sex yet. I wanted my first sexual experience to be really good, so I never lost my virginity in high school, even though I had so many opportunities to do so. When I went to community college, women still seemed to like me and would still try and throw themselves at me. I still continued to turn them down, mainly because I felt it wasn't the right time yet. When I got to UNT (currently a senior), things changed. I felt like I was ready to have sex... but the women also changed. When I am around women these days, they just seem to ignore my presence, get agitated when I talk or make eye contact with them, often giving me pissy glares. Even though I feel mentally and physically ready to have sex now, it is not important to me. I don't care that I am a 23 year old virgin. I just find it funny that women would throw themselves at me when I wasn't ready for sex. Now that I feel ready, women won't even give me a chance to get to know them. Guess karma has finally caught up to me.

#476 I came across a pile of unopened beef jerky today. It was just there sitting in the grass looking delicious. I thought about picking them up but figured it had to be some sort of fat person trap so I just kept walking. I've been thinking about it all day wondering if it was a missed opportunity for free food.

#475 I used coke while in high school but from what I've seen of Denton it's like it just doesn't exist here. It makes my weekends a hecka lot less fun. :(

#474 there's this guy named jesus that I work with and he has an amazing ass.

#473 I like to subtly seduce guys during class. I'll pretend my pen is a dick and stroke it or suck on it. I'll bite my lip if anyone makes eye contact. In the mornings on the way to class, I'll eat bananas in my car like I'm giving a blowjob which is especially funny at red lights. NO SHAME.

#472 I'm a guy and I want to be fucked by a guy for the first time but I don't know how to go about finding a guy to do it. I don't want an "experienced" gay to do it. I want another first timer to fuck me.