#487 I'm so glad I didn't get back together with the guy I at one point wanted to marry... After we started talking again, he assumed me asking "what's up" meant I wanted phone sex. -_-

.... I still miss how being with him felt, though.

#486 I am very attracted to and want to date this girl that I've hung out with a few times with other friends, and I am pretty sure she might be in to me; I would love to take her on dates and win her heart the old fashion way; only problem is one of my friends likes her too (he doesn't know I like her). I feel like bro code may screw me over....what if she turns out to be the love of my life?

#485 I'm not confident at all because I'm overweight, although I try to be healthy I just can't seem to lose weight. I wish I had the money to get a personal trainer who can show me everything I need to know, workout wise. I'm alright with my eating

#484 I walked into the rec wearing my tiny 1980’s shorts and rocking a sweet mustache. I saw a 9.5/10 girl running on treadmill with iPod on. I walked up to her, motion for her to take her earbuds out. I told her she’s alright looking but that she wasn’t really my type. I walked out of the rec center and hung out across the street flying my rc helicopter all over the place. That girl I talked to walked out. I did a 30mph fly-bye inches above her head and chase her running and screaming all the way down the street. Drank the rest of my Nesquik and walked back to Kerr.

#483 My dog twerks better than Miley Cirus.

#482 My roommate is 25, in graduate school, and brushes her teeth with a toothbrush that play the Black Eyed Peas.

#481 I'm tired of hating myself.

#479 I'm such an introvert. I wish I could talk to half of the girls that I imagine talking to but anytime I think about it, I feel as though I'm about to have a heart attack.