#583 So I have a boyfriend who I'm so in love with but before we stared dating I made it clear that must of my friends are guys I just seem to get along much better and my bestfriend was also a guy idk what happen but he change and now I've lost my bestfriend and he's always on my case about who I'm hanging out with and I'm not down with all that and just the other day he told me he would snap my neck if I even try cheating on him now I'm thinking is this a safe relationship for to be in or not

#582 I fucked this virgin (it was a terrible lay) and then ignored her completely. She still txts me 3 years later, wishing me happy thanksgiving, merry christmas, and the random "heyyyy" texts on weekends, even tho I haven't replied at all. Moral: don't put your dick in crazy.

#581 I like awkwardly standing in front of bathroom stalls pretending to be on my phone when I'm actually scoping out other guy's dicks through the door crack. I've noticed a lot of them notice and spread their legs for me too.

#580 To the really cute blonde girl with glasses at college inn who I'm pretty sure lives on my floor (the 100s): I totally noticed you checking me out during the fire drill. Don't be shy, I don't bite ;)

#579 So I was walking to my car around midnight on Saturday from Fry St. A lot of people were arriving and there was this one amazing-looking asian chick in "fuck me" heels with a group I saw walking in the opposite direction as me. Only problem was, I had a sleep deficit.. in which case my game lowers drastically and even if I manage to get with a girl, I can't orgasm. I swore to myself... partially for how hot she was and how I might have easily gotten her had I not been so tired. #thestruggleisreal

#571 i buy cheap hipster shit at goodwill and sell it all back to platos closet for more money. i make around 40 bucks every time.

#578 I'm only have a year left, but I really want to just drop out and work on the oil fields. I don't want a job where I need my degree, I don't even know why I'm here, except to prove to society that I can.

#577 I cut my boobs to stop me from having sex. I haven't had sex since school started. This is going to be the first semester where my my number doesn't increase scarily. UNT just got a lot less easy and way less lucky. Sorry?