#592 Offensive jokes are bad, we all know this. But why are people coming in from other states so surprised that people here are sharing them openly? I mean cmon this is Texas, what do you expect?

#591 I can safely say that I have the biggest pair of testicles in the world, but I also have cancer.

#590 After getting it looked at by a gynecologist, I can safely confirm that I don't have STD's or any form of cancer, I just have a third vagina lip.

#587 People that get tattoos to prove that they're straight edge make me laugh. I've seen waaaaaay too many people follow that same moral code and get the same tattoos only to finally give and go all out one night and do everything at once. Sure, not all of them have broke edge...yet, but how are they going to expect anyone to take them seriously after that?

#588 I'm a guy and I enjoy looking at dicks and I have always wanted to suck one myself and take one that's larger than mine up my ass and be that guy's bitch. I'm not gay, though.

#586 UNT needs a new generation of Power Rangers. I will be the Mean Green Ranger.

#585 I love coming to the gym and seeing really scrawny nerdy guys lifting weights,wearing khaki shorts and a tshirt. I'm not making fun of them or being mean I really think it's cute how they workout just like the rest of us! Keep it up :)

#584 Margaret needs to shut the fuck up