#599 I never post confessions on here but I think this is necessary. If you live at University Courtyard and your printer recently printed out an image of a black man with a creepy smile pouring oil into a frying pan with the captions saying "It's time to oil up" well that was me and not a rapist creeper. The black man is Ainsley Harriot. I noticed you took your wireless printer offline the next day but that's what you get for leaving an unsecure printer out like that lol.

#598 I'm a virgin, but I have an extremely vivid imagination, and I can honestly say I have never felt such a strong urge to have sex in my entire life. It's so bad!! Its like whenever a guy I find attractive makes eye contact with me for more than a couple seconds, my mind just goes there. I think I need help.

#597 On Haloween when everyone will be wearing they're costumes around campus, I plan on bringing 15 friends from the furry fandom. That's right, the furries are coming to UNT to have fun and of course, yiff it up! Expect us! Also to my now ex-roommate Tyler who complained about me on here like 2 weeks ago, fuck you you intolerant bitch, I don't rip on you for admiting you think Dragonball Evolution is a good film or for being gay so don't rip on me for being a furry!

#596 Ive had sex with plenty of women but have been curious about switching teams. Im ready to loose my other virginity. Didnt know it be this hard to find someone willing to help me out with that. Damn you UNT!

#595 I fucked my apartment-mate's dad while she was away. I feel guilty about it... but it felt so good!

#594 A few days ago, I was over at my girlfriend's apartment, and she was giving me a blow job on the couch. I voiced my concern over getting caught by her roommate (female), but she assured me that her roommate works late. As she continued blowing me, a few moments later, the front door unlocks and opens up. My girlfriend and I quickly look up, only to see her roommate (who happened to get out of work early) looking at us with a shocked expression on her face. Like a deer in headlights, my girlfriend and I just continue to stare, not moving an inch. Her roommate then slowly closed the door, sat on the couch next to us and told us to continue. She explained to us that her boyfriend cheated on her a a week ago and she was looking for sexual relief. Things got even stranger when my girlfriend revealed that she had always wanted to try a threesome, but couldn't find any people to join us. My girlfriend asked her roommate if she would like to join us in bed... and that is how I had my first awesome threesome.

#589 My roomie has been such a dick lately. He is very arrogant and thinks he is above everyone else and treats me like a second class person. His girlfriend came over the other day looking for him, but he wasn't around. I invited her in to wait for him and we talked for a good hour. Long story short, she started taking a liking to me, the visits became frequent and as revenge, I fucked my roomate's girlfriend on his bed. Take that, you arrogant asswipe! I did the nasty on your bed AND fucked your girl at the same time. ZINGO!

#593 If you came here from out of state bashing Texas, when why the hell are you here?