#607 I got wasted my freshman year and fell asleep in the showers at Bruce, then when someone finally woke me up I stumbled through the halls naked asking for blow

#606 I was coming out of the mail room around two o'clock today when I passed a significantly taller guy than me, which is a big deal because I'm taller than most guys. Not only is he tall, which is sexy, he looks a lot like Dylan O'brien from Teen Wolf. All I'm saying is whoever you are, you are hot. Please come love me!

#605 So I was in Greek life for awhile, when I had to leave the school and the fraternity due to expenses. I came back after a couple of semesters and it's like I was never their brother. I was so in love with Greek Life, this experience has changed that however. I'm really disappointed in my "brothers". I put huge amount of time and passion into that group. Thanks guys.

#604 To all those who confess about being a loner and not having any friends. That's not an excuse for not succeeding. Winston Churchill was a loner and suffered from depression, but he still managed to become the Prime Minister of Great Britain and is considered one of the greatest leaders in history. That's not to say that getting out and making friends is a bad idea, but friends don't determine your success, only you do.

#603 Yudong Mo: okay crass today we ah going to sprit in to 2 team. He then proceeded to write "team won" and "team too" on the white board.... Damn it UNT, stop it with the TA outsourcing!!!

#602 In my hometown I was pretty out and proud as an identified "queer", and I had full intention to be the same way here. But my roommate was and is extremely assuming I'm straight, and constantly brings up guys and trying to get me to go out with some dudes or whatever. She's also considerably religious, and I haven't been able to get a proper reading on her feelings for the LBGTQ community. I hadn't really experienced that intensity before, and it ended making me re-closet myself. I am careful with wording, and I use as many neutral pronouns as possible to not make her feel 110% confident I'm straight. But the longer I wait to tell her, the more it feels like she'll feel betrayed or uncomfortable. Shitsticks.

#601 I'm a girl and watching gay porn turns me on.

#600 I am deathly afraid of fat people.