#621 I am a skinny male who loves women but I can never seem to find any women that want a relationship.where are all the nice women at?

#614 my perios makes me want to go into hyber-fucking-nation.
I'm just like FUCK this, FUCK that, FUCK you, FUCK me, FUCK my uterus, FUCK your happiness, FUCK your sadness, FUCK you caking ass couples. See you next spring.

And that's when i'm not horny.

#613 Sitting in my dorm and masturbating every time my roommate steps out isnt exactly how I saw college life going, but I'll take it.

#612 So I just started taking Tribulus pills (Natural Testosterone Pills) since I work out almost everyday and it's great! I've been able to go muthafuckin H.A.M every time I go! But I guess the biggest downside to it (if you even consider it one) is that it really boosts your sex drive, so when I'm studying in my room or at the library or whenever I see a girl walkin to class, I can't help but imagine all the dirty,kinky sex I could be having with them RIGHT THEN AND THERE! So then I tend to daydream about sex a little too much for a straight guy... Can't wait to go dancing this weekend and unleash my sexual frustration on a girl this weekend

But dat forearm mass tho!

#611 Sometimes I use the elevator on campus to get to the second floor. I'm not even out of shape, I'm just lazy. When I say sometimes...I mean all the time. 8 am is just too early for class, much less climbing stairs to get there.

#610 I've tried craigslist. Its full of shit. Only prostitutes scam artists and delusional women are on that site. (When I say delusional these women only want guys that are 6'2 and 6packs with big dicks when they know they are ugly AF)

#609 I really like this one guy. He is such a cute, red head, skater and he even has his on clothing line thing, it's pretty rad. I just wanted to confess that because I'm too much of a pussy to tell him

#608 I went to the game against ball state, after the first quarter we were losing bad, and people were leaving the student section in crowds. Of course we came back and won in like the best game ever, but to the people who left early, you are the reason our pride and tradition at UNT is lacking, bunch of people who don't care about the team. Fuck y'all.