#647 The guys on rock climbing staff are extremely good looking.

#646 This guy's roommate has walked in on us having sex so many times, now it just doesn't phase me..

#645 The attractive people on campus need to stop showing themselves only when I'm lookin like a hot mess.

#644 I had sex in some guy's roommate's bed.

#643 I feel like I fit in more around campus now that I've gotten my septum pierced.

#642 Dear Society,
I don't want to wake up at six in the morning to get to my 8am anymore. I don't want to run in between classes to make it to my lab, then more classes, then work. I don't wanna get home at six thirty, eat, do homework, and pass out at nine only to be fucking exhausted the next day. I wanna wake up at two in the afternoon, smoke weed all day, wear soffies and a bun, and watch digimon.
I don't wanna grow up. Stop pushing me into it.
Sincerely, fuck its only September...

#641 Person 1: I love McDonald's! I eat it everyday! I think everyone should!

Person 2: I disagree.

Person 1: What? You bigot! How dare you? This is the 21st century!

Person 2: Well I just think it's unhealthy and I don't think anyone should eat it.

Person 1: That's so hamburphobic! You're just an oppressive bigot!

See how stupid that homophobia argument is?

#640 I read some of the really dirty confessions and I really want to meet these girls. But I know it would just be awkward.