#655 I really want to join a fraternity but don't know which one, but I also want to join one because I would fit in, not because I want to use the rent-a-friend system. Not all guys want to join a frat to get laid, and get drunk every weekend.

#654 My friend introduced us on Sunday in Kerr cafeteria right before you left for the Pride Parade. I gave you my number and told you you were beautiful and was very disappointed that you never texted me! Let's get this going.

#653 i saw a very beautiful girl today near the parking garage today tuesday 245pm near where the busses pick up on the BLB side. she was wearing a pink-ish top with short black shorts she had a skinny waist and thick thighs!!! oh damn!!! we smiled she thanked me for my service (i was in my army uniform for ROTC) and i told her she looked great.. what i really wanted to do was ask for her number but i didnt know the proper way to ... any help ladies? any one know this beautiful black haired goddess?

#652 I'll be 21 in two weeks but I look like a freshmen because I still can't grow a beard. I can visualize it on my face. My sex appeal would go off the charts compared to what it is now. What tribute do the beard gods require to grant me facial hair?

#651 There's a guy in my 8pm percussion class that is ridiculously attractive. I wanna talk to him, but I'm still stuck in the high school state of mind that upperclassmen don't associate with underclassmen. Everyone tells me it's no big deal, but every time I see him, I have a mini heart attack. Last week, he came in dressed up and I almost passed out. My friend told me to get a friend to introduce us, but the only mutual friend we would have is a guy that I went on a date with. Ssss..awkward. I'm sure I'm blowing this out of proportion but.. Idk. :(

#650 To the guy who walks around campus with the plant on his head, you're not cool and you look like an attention-seeking jerk off

#649 Everyone has a right to be who they are and who they want to be I guess, just try to fucking shower in the morning people. The next stinky ass kid that sits near me I'm calling out in the middle of class. Y'all are for warned!!

#648 I went back to my parents house to visit for the first time in over a months. I noticed that they purchased a huge TV and a bunch of porn DVDs. What the fuck parents?