#661 I've been going through hard times with my girlfriend lately, and this girl in one of my classes and I get along really well, think I may be falling for her. It's a tough life guys.

#664 I run UNT Compliments and I am seriously desperate to get people to send in their compliments. I know you guys have some positivity to share!!!!

#660 I ordered a 100 pack of latex condoms off Amazon last week. I got an email confirmation today that said they were delivered. I got to my residence halls front desk and ask for my package. They say they can't find anything under my name. So, I check the fedex signature confirmation and sure enough, it's signed by a 'misohor ni.'

#659 I am madly in love with the RA of the second floor at Legends. He is so cute. His super awkwardness makes me melt. I hope he'll notice me one day.

#658 I'm in love with a man who's in the military and it sucks. He's perfect for me, but i didn't realise it until he left. I don't know how to get over it, because everytime i start to like someone else, they just don't fit his spot in my heart.

#663 People pay me to write their essays for them, as well as taking their math tests.

#657 My TA in my poli sci class asked me to go out with her to make her bf jealous. In exchange, she gave me a 100 in the class.

#656 I was walking to my muthafuking class, when I see a muthafuking bag of weed on the muthafuking grass. Nigga imma have a good night tonight! #yollo #thuglife