#795 At the beginning of each semester I mentally claim a seat in each of my classes and only MY ASS is allowed in that chair during that class. If you sit there I will be silently hating you for the rest of the semester.

#793 I'd rather my tuition money be paying for some nice 2-ply toilet paper than a new Union.

#792 I graduated from UNT right before the Tomato was burned down. I come back to visit Denton friends every once in a while. I loved going to school there but now I avoid Fry because it makes me so damn sad. #preworldwarfrystreet

#791 Thank you to the guy who picked up after another costumer today. i don't know why that man opened up his food and threw some on the floor but telling him he didn't need to be such an ass, made my night! so again thank you.

#790 To the two black people that beat the shit out of each other infront of that one Fiji party back on friday the 20th: Thank you, I haven't seen a good brawl like that in ages.

#789 When I'm at my mom's house and she's not home I like to go outside bury myself and pretend I'm a carrot.

#788 When I was in elementary school I was bullied and called Doopy McPoopypants since I had a case of the uncontrollable shits in class. Now that I'm in college some of the douchebags from school came here too and are in some of my classes. I hate how some people haven't grown up yet.

#787 I only get on Facebook to read people's confessions but I just HATE how they take so long to post them up I need entertainment