#804 to the girl walking home alone on monday night (9/23) (i think you were wearing a pink shirt and square shaped backpack) near fry street, you had 2 extra sets of eyes on you the whole time. We saw that creepy homeless guy follow you for a while and we weren't gonna let him or you out of our sight. we're glad you made it home OK.

#803 I only go down on my boyfriend when I'm bored.

#802 There are so many beautiful girls that go to this university. I swear almost every time I walk out of my dorm theres a girl I haven't seen thats completely stunning

#801 I got some blood taken at the doctor earlier this year. I'm not queasy with needles but after just one vial of blood, I passed out and the nurse had to slap me back to conciousness. I told them I needed to lay down for a bit so they took me to a gyno room and I laid on the table for a few minutes. I started to feel cold so I reached back and touched my thigh and sure enough, I peed myself fully when I passed out. Luckily, they had some old sheet in the office so they gave it to me and I wrapped it around my pants but I still had to walk out into the lobby in front of other patients as I left. On the bright side, they had a box of doughnuts in their break room so they gave me one and I still wear those pants I was wearing that day and I wore them today.(9/24)

#800 There's a pretty fine redhead girl who hangs out nextdoor and I'd like to chill with her but I hate leaving my house.

#799 To the girl named Sierra who I met in the Union today (9/24) while a guy played piano behind us.

You are so freakin cute. Like this if this is you.

#798 Quick story about a guy I met named 'Calvin.'

Around midnight the other night, I walked into the bathroom to take a pee. As I was entering, I heard one of the showers running, but as soon as the door closed, the shower shut off immediately. I chalked it up as a weird coincidence. I went into the stall, took my pee, and walked out to wash my hands. While washing my hands, I saw someone in my peripheral vision. I began to turn my head until, suddenly, the person said,
"Do not look at Calvin."
I was frozen in fear.
"Do not fucking look at Calvin." I kept my head down and stared at my hands in the sink.
"You do not tell anyone that Calvin was here, do you understand?"
I shook my head very quickly. I heard 'Calvin' lick his lips and exit the bathroom in a hurry. I nearly broke down and cried whenever he left. Creepiest moment of my life.

#797 Why are people so negative and depressing all the time. Chill out, stop stressing, and smile every once in a while. PMA people, seriously, it makes life so much better.