#812 The TA, Kendal, is so damn hot. I'd so hit that.

#811 The number one most confessed school is Montana State... who the fuck actually lives in Montana?

#810 I'm a Hispanic girl that loves white guys. I just don't think white guys like Hispanic girls :(

#809 My roommate constantly pisses me off and always turns on the air conditioner to the coldest temperature. Everytime I turn it off, she turns it back on and tells me to "leave that fuckin' shit alone." One day, she was eating pasta with meat bits in it, and then she went to the bathroom. She usually spends a long time in the bathroom. So I went outside for a few minutes and saw a turd on the ground. I think it was cat turd... it was small and cylinder... slightly dry. Anyway, I started thinking... and I picked it up, and put bits and pieces in her food. While I was washing my hands, she came out of the bathroom and put her food back in the microwave. I just looked at her reflection in the mirror and watched her take the food out of the microwave and eat it. Eat that cat shit, bitch!

#808 I'm always masturbating in the Bruce community showers.

#807 When I am in a very busy location and people are walking past me, I pretend to be texting on my cell phone so people instantly move out of my way.

#806 You guys don't need to fish out every little grammatical error. It's not like anyone's gonna go back and fix it. Stupid.

#805 I want a tall guy with tattoos (no hipsters though) that is intelligent but goofy and can rock out to def leppard, led zeppelin and the doors along with enjoying blues and jazz. Where is he?!?!