#860 I will never have a twitter because I think it's the dumbest fucking thing ever.

#859 I want to sleep with all the bar tenders at oak street draft house & cockail parlor.

#858 I'm studying Political Science and International Studies and I love it. But right now, I just want to be out of that environment for a while. I know I'm smart and capable but lately, I've felt nothing but dumb and incompetent. I don't consider myself articulate so whenever I'm talking in a discussion or conversation, I feel inadequate when somebody else responds more eloquently. I'm slower at understanding new concepts and there have been times I've missed what should be an easy question. I've even gotten looks of disbelief whenever I've had difficulties in understanding and explaining something that most people wouldn't have had a problem doing. I'm also involved with several organizations and I dread having these issues with the people in them. I shouldn't let it get to me but it's taking a toll on me mentally.

#857 I have taken more showers with my friends-with-benefits partner than any of my boyfriends combined, and I know for a fact that we will never date.

#856 I think that mixed women are extremely beautiful.

#855 I am a female, and my friend told me about swinger clubs a week ago. I got curious about them and decided to go to one. Let's just say that it feels good to have sex with married men and have crowds of people watch you ;).

#854 I had the good fortune of fucking my 7th grade teacher a week ago! I am currently 23 and she is currently 34. I was having lunch with a few of my co-workers and they invited me to go out drinking with them, so I agreed. When I got to the bar, I noticed my co-workers sitting down, drinking, laughing and talking. I also noticed an attractive women who looked slightly familiar sitting at the bar. I ordered my drink and sat down with my co-workers. I kept staring at the women thinking I knew her, but I didn't know where I saw her from. When I finished my drink and went to order another, I sat down next to the woman at the bar and started talking to her. Short story short, it turns out she was my 7th grade teacher many years ago! We talked about old times, continued drinking and laughing and then I asked her to leave with me. Let's just say that was a good night!

#853 Thiz is a tru stori. I wants fuct a reely hot gerl frum a sorority on campis. We had a threesum togethur. It felt reely nice. I think she says she was a historie mayjer and I told hur i am getting my degree in english. I want to try an hav cex in the showar next.