#868 I want to practice eating a girl out for when I have a gf, but Idk who to ask or how

#867 I only go to my 9am mwf class on Wednesday, ad its a required course that I need to pass for my last semester here at UNT.

#866 I threw up on someone's carpet from smoking out of my limit and I was completely and utterly stoned. I then proceeded to walk across campus, back to my dorm, tripped the fuck out, wearing shades. That was the trippiest walk ever. Nothing felt better than the shower I took after I arrived to my dorm. Needless to say, sorry about the carpet. Lmao.

#865 The thing I want most in life is to get married and be a husband and dad. I don't hook up with chicks, don't party, or any of the things a "normal college kid" does. I just want to have a family of my own. Sometimes I wonder why that's the thing I want most, but then I realize that's who I am. I know my future wife will come around when she is meant to. But man, it sucks waiting.

#864 I am a female and I often hear a lot of women complaining about how they cannot meet good men on campus... or how it is hard to find good looking men on campus. Well, when I am in the library, in the gym, walking to class, etc... do you know what I see? I always see you women looking down at your cell phone 24/7 or looking down at your iPods and such. That is why you cannot see the men around you. Y'all are too busy with your technology to notice your surroundings! Word of advice: Put away your technology sometime and look up!

#863 Can we start up the UNT sex addict page up again? Because I've noticed a lot of post on the confession page about not getting any tail.

#862 To the girl who walked into Kerr at around 2:45 on friday morning. You were wearing a sequin top and you looked really cute. we exchanged a few words then you were off. If you are reading this then comment and maybe we can talk more. You looked great. If you remember who i am then maybe we can become friends or something:)

#861 To the early high school graduate that likes me, you're kinda creepy and I don't like you at all...
Sorry not sorry