#941 I weigh 450 pounds. I would eat human flesh if it were legal. I can't help it. People see me and they instantly judge me with their eyes. I just want a friend. My family passed away and I just want someone to talk to. My birthday is in mid october and I would love to invite people to my house for dinner. Drop a comment if interested.

#940 I'm so sick of being called a bigot because I disagree with the philosophy pf the queers who are taking over Denton. I wish they would move to California with all the other fruits and nuts. I am gay.

#939 I'm 19 and still a virgin. Everyone is always talking about how they had sex with this random girl and it was awesome, blah blah blah. I'm like wtf, where do I find these girls to have sex with me, I'm not a guy most ladies would call super hot, but I like to think I'm a pretty handsom guy!?!?!

#938 FUCK DENTON ! AND IT'S COPS ! I got arrested . So gay so fucking gay I've stolen thousands of beers but today I get caught ? Lmfao I was out with it and the fat cashier bitch is like what's in ur pants I'm like nothing and walk away . And she follows me she's like give me the bottle or I'm calling the cops so I book it fast as fuck but somehow they still caught me in like 3 min lmfao . he's like get on the fucking ground or imma taze u I'm like ok so he turns me over knee on back cuffs my hands so tight they left marks . Take me to the station cop takes my beer and my cigs he said I smell like shit I'm like so do u and I take my hands of the wall and he's like put ur hands on the wall or ill throw u on the ground lmfaooooo !!! they called me a fucking idiot and loser and made faces they're all dicks and I hope they all die and the casheir too . To her and the cops YOU ARE A BICTH !!!

#937 I frequently fantasize about painting the wall of my dorm with my brains.

#937 I'm a 21 year old guy and I don't know what's wrong with me. Whenever I feel the undying urge to masturbate (sometimes more than once a day), I have to do it anywhere from 2-9 times in a row to get that perfect one that fully satisfies the yearning.

#936 I'm a senior, I dated a girl for four years in high school and chose unt because it was close to our home town. After my first semester she broke it off cuz "she couldn't trust me" after she had been hanging out with someone else she ended up dating after. Now she
Goes here and when we see each other it's like we never knew each other as we pass by. Saw her the other day and I could tell she was purposely not looking at me. Like really what's on the ceiling that's so interesting lol we went through a lot together and I honestly don't know where id be without her supporting me. It sucks cuz my heart jumps and starts going fast when I see her. I don't think I have feelings for her anymore but the way my body acts makes me think I still do.. I honestly wish we could be friends or even just cordial at least. I'm happy for her that she has found someone for her and she's extremely happy though.. Life is one amazingly awesome twisted road. Lol

#935 until today i hadnt had sex with my boyfriend in over a month. GOD the sex is AMAZING!!!!!!!! I LOVE HIS DICK!!!!!!