#947 One day, I was waiting for the Kerr elevator after class. On its way down, it stops on the second floor. I look over at the guy next to me and say, "I just hate people who use the elevator for the second floor!" He doesn't say anything but gives me a weird look. I just brush it off thinking he just didn't want to talk. After getting on the elevator he gets off at the second floor. Whoops.

#946 As a freshman, it's defiantly a big change adjusting to college life. I'm glad I'm here at UNT and adjusting to classes, becoming more and more sleep deprived every week, but I like to think that I'm starting to get the hang of things. One thing that hasn't changed for me since high school, is the fact that I work. (on campus in the pavilion) While on the clock, I see hundreds of happy couples or gorgeous girls at work, and I can't be "that guy" to try and get a girl's number at work. I'm just a freshman looking to meet some social ladies..is that really asking too much from a university of over 36,000?

#951 I'm a brother of a fraternity. I'm part owner of my dads companies. My parents give generous donations yearly to this university. I come from a highly successful pedigree and I'm about to be in law school. IM. ABOVE. YOU! So to all the black people that try to make themselves sound so rich and successful with their pictures of "money" knowing they don't have that much and never will. 9 times out of 10 they have a part time job at what-a-burger. Go suck a dick and stop pretending. I'm the real deal! yes, I'm white hahaha

#945 trying to lose weight. any tips?

#944 I just want a boyfriend. I wish I didnt have such a bone crippling fear to talking to new people, because I wouldnt be having this problem

#943 John has the biggest and most satisfying penis I have ever experienced. My vagina buzzes when I'm in the same room with you. I wish you would just focus on one girl. :(

#952 I'm in an emotionally abusive relationship. I am naturally very shy and have zero confidence because (among other reasons) my penis is 4 inches long (2in flat) and pretty thin, and my girlfriend uses that fact to control me and get her way. She's even gone as far as to get herself a fuck-buddy who has a penis that's 7 inches long (5in flat) and very thick. Without getting too graphic, I can slide in her barely making contact with her walls and only last for like 2 minutes, whereas he can stretch her real good and last over half an hour, she and him even force me to watch and deny me a threesome because according to them there would be no difference. Last week they forced me to book them an expensive 3 night suite ($422) for them to just have sex all weekend and force me to watch but then they finally let me do a threesome and they said my presence made no difference after all. If I ever deny her demands her fuck-buddy threatens to beat me bloody and I've had enough trauma from bullies and beatings ever since 6th grade, I don't want anymore so I just comply despite the fact that this is bullying in itself. I've basically become their bitch and that fucking loser that has technically had his girlfriend stole by that douche, the common high school loser scenario. Any other guy would have just broken up with her and even attempt to fight the other douche but I'm too scared that she is the only girlfriend I will ever have even though I think her asking me out was just a fluke since I'm such a fucking loser and she at least still lets me fuck her every now and then just to humor her so I wanna keep her despite this humiliation and emotional abuse and so I can say I'm not single.

#942 My dad's penis is HUGE. My entire life has been a long attempt to have a penis that big.