#1046 It never fails I swear! I always wind up masturbating when I begin to study for a test!

#1045 Jonathan C you are so cute and I wish I would talk to you but you just seem way out of my league.

#1044 For Halloween I want to be the green power ranger. If I had a gf I'd ask her to be the pink ranger #foreveralone

#1043 To the tall, thin guy with blondish hair, who was wearing a black suit on Tuesday and was drinking water from the fountain in front of the cafeteria at Wooten Hall around 5:30. You are the cutest guy I have seen around UNT (I mean to my taste guys). Every time I come to school I hope to find you running with your portfolio. If anyone knows who I am talking about, I would like to know him

#1042 I jizzed in the soap bottles at Big Mike's

#1041 For Halloween I'm gonna dress up as an autistic neckbeard. All I need is XXXXL khaki cargo shorts, trenchcoat, a hoolahoop under my shirt to simulate their fat (unless you're already fat), a bunch of my pubic hair and a broom brush glued to my face to act as the beard, and of course I can't forget their trademark fedora. Better throw in one of those shirts that says BRONY on it for extra points.

#1040 I'm still a virgin...is that frowned upon?

#1039 Today I found a pair of red lacy panties in one of the dryers at Maple. If you want them back, I'll be in the washroom for a while. Cute panties BTW.