#1055 Dear Sorositutes, those fucking ugly ass strap up sandals yall wear look stupid. It's not cute. STAHP.

#1053 Dear guy who sometimes swipes cards at the gym (with the stupid Justin Bieber haircut),
I just wanted to say that I love the fact that whenever I come into the gym to workout that you just look at me like I have some type of disease. Seriously? All of the other girls that walk in you smile at them like they're God's gift to you, but whenever I walk in behind them, you just frown and don't even say hi back when I say hi to you. That's fine. Not only does it not bother me, it just motivates me all the more to continue working out and bettering myself. So that one day I'll be able to come into the gym and you'll smile at me and I can say, "Oh, that's funny. You used to never smile at me when I would come in here to look like this." People these days, I swear...

#1052 When I get high I like to dance in my backyard... naked.

#1051 I'm the white hoe that has slept with over 50 black guys. Judge me

#1050 To the guy who helped me finish my mile around the track at this morning (10/4). Thank you!!! You have no idea how much your encouragement helped!

#1049 I can just imagine Chris B walking back and forth for 10 minutes just trying to think of a 'witty' picture comment. lol.

#1048 In need of a Spanish tutor, preferably someone who is very fluent. Nothing serious just someone to help me study for tests or for writing papers. I know we have tutors on campus but...I don't wanna do that.

#1047 I met this guy on campus and right when I met him I made it my mission to cum on his face. I did, turns out he doesn't like that. Sorry not sorry.