#1062 I saw a girl today who was suffocating her fat monkey of a vagina. Needless to say everything below her neck was a mess. #EyeTorture

#1061 If guys hung out at recycled books and bought girls books instead of buying girls drinks at bars, there would be more guys with smart sexy girlfriends.

#1060 The person whom I hatred most in this life is now dead and I couldn't be happier. I'm going to completely defile your resting place. That includes pissing, shitting, cumming, throwing up on your grave and much much more you rapist piece of shit. My only regret is that I didn'tkill you myself.

#1059 Is halloween a big thing around here?

#1058 I made breakfast for my roommates and used my super secret ingredient for revenge for making so much noise while I sleep. My boogies :P

#1057 I am a female submissive sadist. People would be surprised to learn this about me. I am very much in control of the rest of my life, but when it comes to sex (whether with a man or woman), I love to give up every ounce of control. It's when I feel the most free.

#1056 Only posting to see if the girl in anthropology on Tuesday Thursdays, who has blue cheetah shorts and blue in her hair needs to comment so that we can talk.

#1054 Dear Short Haired Redhead in my Math 1581 class, your beauty has already haunted my dreams and I'd never forgive myself if I didn't ask you out.