#1092 I ejaculated into my roommates shampoo bottle. Next time don't keep me up all night with your stupid music. Even if he finds out what straight guy would admit another guys jizzz was on his head. buwhaha

#1091 Dear Jesus, I wish there were more than two genders because I am getting really bored.

#1090 People say that smoking weed isn't bad for you, but I beg to differ. Weed affects people differently, and for some, weed can turn them into complete airheads who become mentally slow when they speak/think. I grew up in Boulder CO, and so many people up there smoke all the time, and you can easily tell when someone does. Also, my close group of friends never smoked while I lived there, but only 1.5yrs later most of them did so on a regular basis. When I went back to visit I could tell that they were a bit different than when I last saw them, they all seemed slower mentally. It isn't as bad as other things like cigarettes or some of the dumb decisions made after drinking too much alcohol, but to say it isn't bad for you at all would be a false statement. Any form of smoke inhalation is bad for you, just as an excess of mostly anything is bad for you. I'm also sure that there are some of you who smoke weed everyday and are perfectly fine, I knew people like that in CO as well. Just as some people smoke cigarettes everyday and are fine, some of you can smoke weed everyday and not become mentally slow. I don't care if you do it, that's your choice, but to those that say it's perfectly fine for you, you're not completely right.

#1089 I am a 23 year old woman, and I sometimes wonder what it would be like to fuck a strong man like Goku... or what it would feel like to have him turn Super Saiyan while fucking me.

#1088 Hey Faggots, My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day posting stupid fake ass confessions. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures of Japanese cartoon girls. Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of my high school football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to my TA that I'll never have the balls to talk to"? I also got straight A's, graduated with a degree in engineering, got me a job with a 6 figure salary, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who will never get laid. Thanks for listening. Here's a pic of me and my bitch: http://i.imgur.com/toBoRI7.jpg?1

#1087 I had my first foursome last weekend. It was me, my girlfriend, her lesbian friend and her lesbian friend's girlfriend. They wondered what it was like to try a penis, so we had a foursome. It was alright, but I personally wouldn't do it again. Too much work!

#1086 Last semester, I became friends with my roommates sister (I'm a guy btw). She goes to TWU. We eneded up going to a party together, got drunk, and we fucked back at her place. During that semester, we fucked twice a week, and I even had a threesome with her and her friend. My roommate never knew about any of this.

#1085 I hate what porn has done to women, it made them think that all men should have abnormally big penises. The average dude has a 5.6 inch dick when erect, ladies. If a guy has a 6 inch dick when erect or a little bigger, he is above average! I always hear women complaining about dick size, about how so & so's dick is small, etc. A lot of women seem to want or think that their partner should be packing 9s, 10s, 11 and foot long penises. I hope you realize that the men you see in porn are using fake dicks or have had their dicks surgically enlarged.