#1264 Carlie has breathtaking tits. I mean, those things are good. I wanna be friends with them.

#1262 I'm attracted to women who have enough confidence who make the first move with guys -- whether it be just introducing themselves, talking to guys or asking them out.

#1261 I like watching the show Scared Straight. It is fun watching gay men see what it is like in jail and then turn straight after the experience.

#1260 Condoms are too small for me. The biggest condom only fits on half the shaft of my penis. They are really annoying to wear during sex.

#1259 Plenty of Fish is terrible. Hell, all dating sites are terrible. Women reject all the guys on that site and try to go after their dream guy. Bitch, you are on a dating site! You are not going to find a 7 foot, roided out, penis as big as an elm tree, funny, charismatic, successful, fearless, charming, handsome, rich as fuck, movie star-like guy on these kind of sites! If you are a beautiful woman on a dating site, you should be asking yourself why you are having such a problem dating, instead of rejecting and ignoring every single guy that messages you. 10 to 1, it is you, not the guy.

#1255 So I have finally decided that I'm sick of this life. I'm tired of waking up and hating who I am. I wake up and just sink into a deep and dark sadness realizing that I am a fake. I lay awake at night torturing myself. I hate living this lie I am no longer going to be bound to this existence. I have chosen that today I will change and become a new. I will become Maximus the Matte Black Dragon.

#1254 My Sim in the Sims 3 was a player, and it used to get me off when he had sex with other random Sims.

#1253 I cannot have the TV on while jerking off. I feel like the people on TV are watching me jerk off, so I turn it off.