#1257 Let's face it, if it weren't for the hateful shitposting and sad confessions, this page would have nothing but stupid fake stories about sex that never happened.

#1277 I've somehow managed to get myself a fucking harem of six girls going. Seriously, they follow me around and fucking swoon over me. I feel like Hugh Hefner! ...except he's got like 6000 bitches in his harem.

#1276 I'm an Asian girl who's thinking about starting a virgin club. Because I think being a virgin is so much fun. And of course one club member well get kicked out if the club member loses his/her virginity ^_^//

#1275 I had a three-way with two frat guys this weekend.

Best part: I'm also a guy. And to Erik, you were amazing.

#1274 hunter, I know you're gay and interested. PLEASE FIND TIME TO EAT LUNCH WITH ME.

#1273 To the guy with the Jin kazama Tattoo......

We should fight sometime.

#1272 Katy Perry has always been really attractive to me because of how much she looks like my idol Betty Paige. Her second performance on SNL was so hot! Short school skirts paired with knee or thigh high socks, omg! Made me wish I had a vibrator to calm my lady parts.

#1271 my best guy friend SS always goes to kerr hall for his nightly blowjob. He's on a new floor every night. sucks to suck.