#1324 Ugh I miss my boyfriend so much. Being in a long distance relationship is starting to take it's toll on me.

#1323 Here's a question for the ladies that may answer another curious guy's question. If I find you attractive, and I'm LEGITIMATELY trying to get to know you and talk to you, how should I approach you without you thinking I'm just another weirdo hitting on you?? There are too many beautiful women on this campus for me not to be talking to at least one. Girls will tell me that I'm cute here and there but I don't know how to go about talking to them.

#1322 I'm careful and cautious when I cross the street on campus, but in two days I've nearly gotten run over twice by speeding drivers....slow tf down.

#1321 so i need a conscientious. i have a a beard for a long time. long enough for me to forget what i look like without it. (when i dream i have a beard) now i think that those who can grow a beard and shave, and try to look like a 12 year old on the cusp of puberty, are fucking weird. Shakespeare once said "he who has a beard is more that a youth, he who has no beard is less than a man" but ladies what do you think, should i keep my whiskers or join the rest in looking like child?

#1320 I get really annoyed whenever my friends keep telling me how I am socially awkward. While that might be somewhat the case, what annoys me is how they won't take a look a themselves in a mirror and admit to themselves that they're weirder. I mean for Christ's sake, they all started pretending to be animals and started dry humping random people because it was Halloween

#1319 That awkward moment when find you've found your stroke, you're hitting it just right, she's in la-la land and realize you have fart.

#1318 If anyone found a ring that says "Zelda" on it, please give it back :/ I think I might've dropped it either at hickory or voertmans.

#1317 When I see two girls walking together I always ask myself... "Who's ass would I prefer to eat out while I fuck the other one." It helps me put a lot of things into perspective