#1332 I am a 25 year old half virgin.. if that's a thing.

#1331 There's this redhead chick in my bio class (BIO 2700, Tue & Thur at 11 am) who I have been crushing on all semester. The professor pointed you out in class one day as "that beautiful redhead". Anyway, ever since I first saw you I've been wanting for you to sit on my face, but I don't think you swing that way (I'm a girl). I guess I'll never know. You really are beautiful, by the way.

#1330 I find that there is a direct relationship between the size of a girls titties and her willingness to have anal sex. The smaller the titties, the more likely she is to be willing to have it. This of course is from an entirely unscientific sampling of about 30 male and female friends of mine.

#1329 The new Pokemon is out and I see all those grown ups going crazy at it everywhere on campus. Really...People you seriously need to grow up!! You use to play it when you were a kid well...guess what you're not a kid no more. Let the freaking kids have fun with the thing. Because of people like you, kids can't be "kids." Since the developers are aware that your wacky ass is still playing the game, in order to make money, they have to adapt the mechanics and gamepelay to make it challenging enough for everybody...you guys disgust me! I am studying game programming at the University of North Texas and I approve my message.

#1328 I was walking by the new circus tent dinning area by the GAB when I saw a fat neckbeard sitting at a table alone (no surprise) with 3 chick fil A burgers. I casually walk next him and steal his fedora! He was pretty quick for a fatass but I lost him around Matthews Hall. I ran all the way to Kerr and then I took a piss on the fedora and set it on top of someone's car. That gave me a rush I hadn't felt since my high school shenanigans.

#1327 I would love to be friends with some of the UNT kids, but alas, I am a TAMSter.

#1326 so i live in a house, and my old roommates were wonderful and immaculate. when they moved out, i did all i could to find clean roommates. one girl came to me with a bad living situation and, instead of making sure she was up to my clean standards, i pitied her and let her move in pronto. she is really not good at cleaning up after herself, and i find myself flabbergasted all the time at what i would call inconsideration. my other roommate also does not understand why she can't clean up after herself. i try and explain that the common areas of the house are for everyone to share and that everyone deserves a clean space, not to mention i said CLEAN ROOMMATE in the ad. what else can i do?

#1325 Fucking different women is getting boring. Just want my Hennessy and one girl I can relate to and claim as my own.
Btw I hope that TA was a girl..