#1412 So there is this girl at the gym who has the biggest butt I have ever seen and I always want to get her number, but never do...(Guys you know who I'm talking about when you see this post)

#1411 To the guy in the beanie at open mic night that helped me decide which dessert to order, you are so cute and I'm bummed I never got your name. I also really enjoyed your band. (: My scone was delicious, by the way.

#1398 My best friend and his fiance recently put their engagement on hold after a bad argument. I'm very close with both of them so when she asked to stay over for a couple of days it wasn't a big deal. I got home Friday night and we just stayed I'm watching tv and drinking. I had a long day so i decided to get extra drunk that night. Eager to get wasted I drank too fast and wound up having to lay down and pass out. I was out cold for a while but was suddenly awaken by the sensation of having an orgasm. My friends fiance was on top of me riding my Dick. Shocked I pushed her off and ran to the bathroom. It was then that I noticed I didn't have a condom on. I yelled at her asking what the hell she was doing. She said because I got hard when she touched me that she thought I was awake. I kicked her out and haven't talked to her or my friend since. I don't know what to say. Is this my fault? I seriously didn't have a clue it was going on. I'm completely freaking out about the whole situation.

#1410 I'm so sick of this gay marriage talk. I honestly didn't care before but having it constantly shoved in my face is just get annoying. Preach to the choir long enough and they'll tell you to shut the fuck up.

#1409 I hate when some women think they are the shit just because they are wearing make-up and think they are just amazingly, godly beautiful. It's called make-up for a reason. It is called make-up because it helps you make believe you are extra beautiful when you are not. If you didn't wear your make-up, men wouldn't even talk to you.

#1408 To the guy that has class at Curry104 (class that ends at 1:50pm) who has the black and gray backpack and always wears a cap...
You're absolutely gorgeous!
Sincerely, girl from the class that's after yours!

#1407 tired of fuckin' around. Need a girl I can settle down with but no girl can keep my attention. Need more then a pretty face but it seems like all I attract are the boring bitches. Smh

#1397 Dude on Bernard Bus. Are you frickin' serious? Twelve times you just picked your nose. Once or twice would be understandable but flipin' TWELVE times! I know the bus barely has anyone but still you're right in front of my face and didn't even bother to try and be discrete about it. Cocino!