#1420 I get so disgusted when I hear assholes saying that women belong in the kitchen and whatnot. You're all wrong. Women are good for 70 things; making sandwiches and 69.

#1419 I sometimes regret going for an engineering major. Discovery Park is isolated from the rest of campus and you can rarely meet someone, especially women. I also commute and have a part time job on the weekends that make it near impossible to make new friends and meet people.

#1418 To the short blone girl named Macy that's goes to UNT and is on the new MTV redneck heaven show I just wanna take you out to a nice dinner like mcdonalds and then go back to my house to cuddle and watch Netflix.

#1417 Don't forget to smile today :)

#1416 The only thing worse than a fat neckbeard in a fedora, is a swagfag. Sadly, the latter is far too abundant in UNT.

#1415 Nobody gives a fuck about how much you want to fuck your TA and we already have enough of those confessions. Try being original for once.

#1414 To the white girl with the fat booty in my chemistry class! Just give me 3 and a half minutes, maybe even 4....you be ready to marry me!

#1413 One of the RAs here in West, Sarah, is absolutely gorgeous.