#1427 Recently I messed around with a girl who I had met around campus. We almost had sex except the fact that she wasn't wearing deodorant. After this, my hard on went away and we never spoke again.

#1426 The most easiest girls I have encountered on campus at to be those art major chicks.

#1425 While at UNT, i dated a girl i met on fry street for about a year. During that time, i got the bright idea that i was going to record us having sex without her knowing it. So i hid my iPhone in the light fixture right next to my bed, and right before she came over, i set it to record, and pointed it right at my bed. To this day, she has no idea that i have the video, but oh man, if ONLY she knew!

#1424 Just your average college guy here. In high school, I was never good with women, so I started watching porn a few times a week to quell my sexual desires about women (to fight the dissapoint I would experience with women). This continued during much of my college years (sophmore right now). As of right now, I still don't have much luck with women, and I decided to quit watching porn two weeks ago. 1st week of quitting was the hardest thing to do, because I had no sexual outlet. Everytime I saw a woman on campus (any woman), tons of sexual thoughts started popping into my head and I would get an erection on and off for the rest of the day. Seeing a woman in class, walking down the street, cafeteria, the gym (most difficult) would give me an instant erection. When I watched porn, I never had so many sexual thoughts about women around me. I would just look at a woman and just think to myself, "damn, she has a nice ass" or "damn, she looks good", but that's about it. If I was horny, I would just watch porn and feel good for the rest of the day. It is now my 2nd week of not watching porn. While my sexual thoughs about women have died down some, I just tend to listen to music or go to the gym to suppress my sexual desires.

#1423 I'm a black guy. Anytime I see that guy who rides that circus bike on campus, the thought: "Say something about my motherfucking bicycle!" comes to mind. I feel that I know his logic as he rolls through campus feeling 10 ft tall without a single fucking being given.

#1399 Every time I read a confession, I find myself needing to google another goddamned acronym.

#1422 To the one guy and group of girls who always sit at the tables by the computers on the second floor of Willis library around noon, you are the most annoying people in the library. You are always talking loudly, rarely about school, and you get so many dirty looks that you apparently don't notice. People around you are trying to study and you are so disrespectful of this. I understand it's not a silent place but have a little respect. If you're going to meet up with a group of people, take it somewhere else.
Also, dude, you are so far in so many friendzones.

#1421 Jonathon P. I almost kissed you last time I saw you.