#1519 Do professors have sex with students? Or is that only on tv? I am honestly totally down with that... To get an A of course. How do I find the professors that are too?

#1529 I wish I could talk at length about art in a way that I cast a spell on some sexy hipster chick, but whenever I do talk about movies, paintings, music, etc, it comes out sounding incredibly pretentious, apparently, even though I think it's very reasonable to say I know more about these subjects than many people. Without sounding like a too much of a douche, I am usually the most technically skilled artist in any class I've taken at UNT, so it boggles my mind why nobody wants to hear my thoughts on creative shit. What is the secret to being that guy who talks about creative stuff in a way that makes a female see you as sexy? Is it more than having a combination of good looks and an NPR voice? Cuz I don't think it is.

#1518 The only time I've ever showed my penis to a girl, she said that she was not in the mood anymore. Now I'm going to meet her again for the first time since highschool, which is awkward because I've gained weight since the last family reunion and my penis is a bit smaller.

#1517 What happened to that chick who was fuckin everybody last semester?
I honestly wanted to tap that. I mean, why not? You wrap it up, and you don't have to worry about getting/giving anything. I'm not desperate or anything, it just seems exciting. I don't know man, maybe I just really dig redheads.

#1516 I read all the comments on UNT confessions so I can add all the attractive females that have something to say. So... If this gets posted... Fine females, comment.

#1515 I'm really into TSSF and Real Friends and Neck Deep and other pop punk and "shitty indie bands no one cares about" and almost all of the people that do like them are guys and complete assholes. I want to meet another fellow girl and go to shows and do stupid shit.

#1514 So homosexuality is a sin but high heeled sneakers aren't?

What kind of world are we living in?

#1513 I'm looking to meet people at UNT since I haven't made any friends since the semester started. I guess most people can't stand my 1337ness despite my attractiveness. I prefer internet savvy friends who like to use memes when they talk and not get annoyed or confused when I ask people if they even lift, but not people who into autistic or cancerous trends like Sonic MLP and furfags. I guess I want to meet other 4channers (before you newfags bring up rules 1 and 2, they only apply to pool raids). Come on, where are my B& of /b/rothers? PEEEEEENIIIIIIISS!!!