#1541 You know that crazy preacher guy that "lectures" in front of the life sciences building? I LOVE getting him all riled up. Can't accept that we perceive everything, I damn near got him to say that the grass isn't green because he refused to agree when I asked him to confirm that it was, in fact, green, and then he got so upset he wouldn't let me get a word in edgewise. Calling him rude felt SO good, and it was even fully justified!

.... Yeah, I have issues. But this is a much better outlet for aggression than anything else I can think of. :D

#1540 I hate UNT more than any school I have ever attended, but, if it weren't for me going to this shit hole of a school previously, I wouldn't have met my future husband. While I learned absolutely nothing and wasted thousands of dollars, I couldn't be more grateful for the time I spent there.

#1539 I see alot of douchebags around campus. White douchebags, black douchebags, frat douchebags, girl douchettes, hipster douches, gay douchebags, my professor is a douchebag, my neightbors are douches, I saw a group of asian douchebaguettes at the freaking gym the other day. Hell, i'm even a douchebag.

#douchebag4life

#1538 My sex drive is super high for a 20 year-old, female. I find myself sitting in class, daydreaming and having really dirty, sexual, thoughts on the daily. To make matters worse, there are a lot more super attractive guys on campus this year, and so my drive is even higher than usual. It's honestly gotten to the point where, if a random, attractive, guy just walked up to me and decided to feel me up, I don't think I would mind. Actually, if that were to happen, I'm sure we'd probablyhave to find a more secluded place on campus to go, and well, you know(;

#1537 I know it's shallow.. but if a guy has on ugly/really dirty or disgusting shoes... that's a deal breaker.. I can't date you/be attracted to you

#1536 So my roommate's girl comes into my room in the middle of the night to have sex with me instead of him...she says i please her better than him!

#1535 Is it bad that the only reason I know the names of the Fraternities and Sororities is because of my physics and math classes?

#1534 Fuck Math 1190! I know that this is college, but please stop making the word problems a big part of the test.