#1526 Why did I think 19 hours was a good idea? My GPA is starting to scream at me...

#1546 I have rubbed my dick on every single water fountain I find at UNT. It's not that hard, I just cut a hole behind the center pocket of my Tool hoodie and pull it through the pocket opening while I shield myself with my messenger bag. I just pretend like I'm deep in thought for a second if there's anyone around. I do it because it gives me power over all of you. You have all put your hands and mouth all over something my dick touched. I hate everyone I see at UNT and this is my way of getting back.

#1525 I have the biggest crush on my friend/coworker. I've been spending as much time as possible with him, and just can't get the courage to actually ask him out. He's the most adorable person I've ever met and has been hurt in the past and I just want to hold him and make him realize that everything's gonna be great, but I'm too scared.

#1524 The North Texas Nutrition Herbalife team is a cult. Plain and simple. However, I am able to recognize that the products do work, but I wouldn't recommend many people to Herbalife. I feel like it's more for people who don't really know what they're doing or who just want to make a change. Nothing wrong with it, but DAMN what is their lives other than the bland flavors?

#1545 There is a woman I am in love with (btw, I am a woman), but I don't know what I would do with her if I got her. She's the most beautiful girl I've ever seen, but I've never dated a woman, just men. I'm probably a 2.5 or 3 on the Kinsey scale, I've had sex with both men and women and I've never had a woman get me off. I'm not sure I could be with someone who could not satisfy me, but then again maybe she's different. I have a real chance with her, but I don't want to hurt her.

#1544 Please note this is not a confession this is a request! Okay listen up guys and gals specifically the ladies of North Texas….If you put on pants, shorts, tights, or leggings and you can see your vagina TAKE THEM OFF!! It’s called a camel toe and it’s disgusting! I believe that’s how you get yeast infections; your pants are gripping your vagina so tightly it has to be uncomfortable. Do us all a big huge favor and get pants that are your actual size.
Also, please note: STOCKINGS AND TIGHTS ARE NOT APPROPIATE BOTTOMS! They are meant to be worn UNDERNEATH actual bottoms like skirts! If you aren’t able to notice when you put them on, they are too thin which means everyone on campus is able to see all your goodies. If you want people to take you seriously put some fucking clothes on! Thank you :)

#1543 Man, what is WITH all the hating on bicycles? I follow the rules, I try my best to avoid people, stay on the street instead of the sidewalk when there's a street available.... and yet, even when I am IN THE STREET, people walk right in front of me TO GO THE SAME WAY and basically slow down. Come on, I know you have right of way and everything, but you don't have to stay right in front of me. And when the sidewalk is big enough for a goddamn truck to go through, you have no excuse to be swerving around in the middle so no one can get around you.

Also, don't go "EXCUSE YOU!" to someone because they screeched their brakes in an attempt not to hit your blind ass. I try my best to keep my brakes silent, but when you jump in front of me, it's screech or smash. I don't know about you, but I prefer the brakes being loud. I apologize for it even though it's not my fault, because I'm not a rude asshole like you.

#1542 It seriously pisses me how uninformed & closed minded a ton of people when it comes to Metal. They claim that Metal takes no talent , but then proceed to listen to LMFAO, Skrillex, and any other shitty club music. Ironic right? Oh, and the majority of metal heads ARE NOT SATANISTS, I myself am a christian, hell, there are christian metal bands! It's all good though, you go listen to your shitty club music, while I go listen Opeth, Insomnium, Sanhenrin, and all other great metal bands that blows shitty pop music out of the water, other than Justin Timberlake, he's a fuckin' pop genius.