#1561 I must say that as an exchange student, american beer such as Budweiser, Coors and Miller are... more than just a tad bit disappointing. The problem is that american beer is a lot like making love in a canoe; it's fucking close to water.

#1560 Last year as a freshman I didn't bother to make friends because I didn't really want to be here but now as a Sophomore I regret it because I have just a handful of friends I knew from High school. Anyone know where I can meet some new ones?

#1559 I thought college would be awesome. It's not for me at least. I lost most of my friends, I don't even want a degree anymore. All I do is down bottles of robitussin in my room because I'm alone and don't know what to do with my life anymore.

#1558 I can't be the only guy here that doesn't like when girls are submissive. I like for it to be more of a fight for power kind of thing where both people try to be dominant. I just sigh every time a girl tells me they're submissive like it's supposed to turn me on.

#1557 I can't be the only one to have thought this.
Pre-finals week, send stressed out students into the old Union building with sledgehammers and let them get out some frustrations. (Of course, safety precautions and such so people don't get hurt) Free demolition too!

#1556 What is this like the third time the construction crews have hit a gas main? WTF, people.

#1555 I would do nasty nasty things to Brittany Hale. She is the sexiest, funniest, sweetest TA I've ever met!

#1554 The people who comment on every single confession post need to get a life