#1569 Sometimes it's hard to sit and listen to straight girl talk. In need of lesbian friend's.

#1568 I was told that if I masturbated into a can of Crisco, that it would feel like real, vaginal intercourse. Well I did that, and not only did I find out that was a lie, but my penis was covered in grease. About a week later, zits started to form. Girls think I have genital herpes.

#1567 All I want is to find a guy that loves hardcore music. Music taste is very important to me.

#1566 pretty sure the everyone in Willis hates me and my group right now because we had pizza delivered to the library! suck it!

#1565 My friend and I were walking out of Stovall on October 23 around 11:50am, and this guy held the door open for us on our way out. He had wavy, blonde, shoulder length hair. If you are reading this, we just wanted you to know that you are a very beautiful human being. That is all.

#1564 Every time my roommate walks past me I think up a joke about her terrorizing/eating the townspeople or something. When she walks past me she reminds me of a dinosaur, Godzilla, or a monster.

#1563 I don't understand why everybody complains about the students here at UNT. I'm a freshman this year and I have found nothing but really great people!
It's all about what you make of it. If you don't like the people you encounter on a daily basis, try doing something new like joining a club. I've met so many great people on this campus by doing that!
I'm so happy to be a part of this school. I hope everybody makes an effort to enjoy it too.

#1562 Ever workout so hard you brake your bra? This is the third time for me -.-