Thursday, 24 October 2013 10:58 PM
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#1608 I sometimes sit in class, wondering when the real slim shady will stand up.
Thursday, 24 October 2013 10:47 PM
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#1607 I went to the Orientation Leader information meeting today and sitting across from me was one of the cutest guys I've seen here. I believe your name is Lorenzo. If you happen to see this... you are very attractive.
Thursday, 24 October 2013 10:13 PM
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#1606 I'm in horrible amounts of pain everyday and it's burying me alive. All i want for christmas is a good blowjob.
Thursday, 24 October 2013 07:23 PM
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#1605 On days I'm lucky, I see a smoking hot redheaded guy on campus. Whenever I see him, he's dressed in a nice suit, and I'm fairly certain that he's in a fraternity. Whoever he is, I think he's absolutely gorgeous and I would climb that like a tree in a heartbeat.
Thursday, 24 October 2013 06:58 PM
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#1604 Is it wrong to not want to date someone because of how hairy their back is???? And I'm talking majorly hairy. Hairy enough that it could get tangled.
Thursday, 24 October 2013 06:22 PM
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#1603 I don't understand why people are complaining about the UNT football team when they should be complaining about the shitty physics department. If we want to fund money into something, maybe it should be in academics, music and arts. This state is fucking dumb.
Thursday, 24 October 2013 05:27 PM
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#1602 Sage, I think you are the prettiest girl at school. When I see you my heart melts.
Thursday, 24 October 2013 04:47 PM
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#1601 If I walk through another damn spider web today I'm going to punt a baby.