#1617 Daddy should have never raised me on Black Sabbath

#1616 I am so tired of guys assuming I am a freshman. Just because I look young and I'm short doesn't make me 18. I am fucking 22. SO for you guys, don't judge by first looks and if you can't tell just ask.

#1615 The red head girl in math 1581 MWF, since the first day of class I've had a major crush on you and I don't think I'll be able to live with myself if I don't ask you out.

#1614 Just got accepted into UNT !(:
Now I must find the hottest music major to help me "study" ;) and make lots of music ;)

#1612 I sometimes wish I was flexible enough to suck my own dick.

#1611 Thomas, I just wanted to let you know that I am sorry. Last semester, you called me over to your apartment to come chill with you. As I was walking up the stairs to your apartment, you called and told me that you would be off of work in 20 minutes and that I could make myself at home. Well, when I walked into your apartment, I saw your mother naked. She quickly ran to the closet and put on a towel. She apologized, telling me that she just got out of the shower and forgot her towel in the other room. We sat on your couch and talked about you a bit. Then you called again and told me that your had to work a double shift and wouldn't be home until much later. Your mom and I continued talking. We started to talk about our relationships, I told her how I've been single for a few years and she told me how your dad cheated on her 2 years ago. We then started talking about working out and our routines. She mentioned how yoga and squats really helped shape her body. Without thinking I accidently blurted out that I noticed, causing her to laugh lightly. She made me dinner, we talked more and had a few drinks and watched TV. One thing led to another, we fucked and I left. I know your mom told you that she met me that day, that we talked a bit and I left. But I thought I should tell you what really happened that day. Don't know if you will read this, but I had to get that off my chest.

#1610 What's the best class to take for a visual and performing arts credit?

#1609 I saw a poster for an on-campus H.P. Lovecraft club but with an expired date. When and where do you guys meet these days? I wanna join the cult!