#1823 I would do nasty, nasty things to my red-headed COMM TA. She is so sexy, sweet, and kind. I would wife her up.

#1821 There's this guy that im really falling for here at UNT. I've never been the type to ever feel this way, or even believe in feeling this way. There's just something different about him that I couldnt explain on here even if I wanted to. And I honestly dont know if he feels the same way. Our timing is horrible and I dont think it could ever become serious just because we are at such different points in our lives but I just want to tell everybody that there are people who can make you happy out there. Please dont loose hope, or give up. It might not be a happiness that lasts forever, but a few moments shared with a special person shouldnt be taken for granted in this short life we are given.

#1820 When I am walking around campus going to my classes i look around to see when it is safe to fart as i walk. if somebody is near i challenge myself if i can fart without making a sound

#1822 I'll be 19 soon and I still think Nerf guns/swords are cool as fuck.

#1819 I see some girls walking around campus and wonder why the dress like they're on a runway... Trust me, you won't be discovered at UNT.

On a side note: LOVE the unicycle dude!

#1818 To the group of girls and guys on the 3rd floor of willis library (10/29) at 10:30 PM: SHUT THE FUCK UP! There are people here who need quiet, hence why we went to the 3rd floor as opposed to the first and second. Stop jabbering about all your drama! NO ONE CARES. Shut up so those of us who are here to get an education can study, unlike you who appear to be in college for the social aspect alone.

#1817 I have major social anxiety and the only time I'm able to really talk to people I don't know is when I'm really drunk.

#1816 I use the same whistle for attention on my boyfriend and my dog... I don't think he's caught on yet.