#1831 This message is for all Pokemon trainers and Local people in the area. I'm Gary Oak. If you MUST know I'm one of the only DECENT Pokemon trainers in Denton. I've seen some of your Pokemon. Not only are some of you training as if you don't have common since, but you guys are making Ash look like a genus. Do you even EV train? Grandpa would certainly have to agree on the matter. He DID give me the best of the best Pokemon and I was one of the first to EV train since he got me the game as soon as it came out. My fraternity brothers would back me up. Am I right brothers? Brothers: YEAH! Gary: And BY the way, we "frat boys" raise the most money for organizations for programs YOU take. If you were more AWARE you could see that. And this brings up another interesting point. Lighten up on our football team will ya? Football brings in the most money for the school. Money makes the world go round. Geez. You hipsters wouldn't understand that. I , the great Gary Oak, will leed my frat to become the greatest fraternity in texas. While you hipsters are playing your terrible music and failing at training Pokemon and you art majors being obviously inproductive, I'm leading a successful group in something and being an active member of society. For you artists that don't have real jobs, maybe you should have thought about that before choosing you're major. It's your fault you're poor. Waisting your time on useless activities such as painting unprofessional pictures because most of you are terrible and majoring in something that's not financially dependable is stupid in MY book. For the guys in the area that are having trouble with woman. You guys are probably just gay. If you can't find a woman by now, you should just give up. That's why you're constantly getting friend-zoned. Woman look at shoes. Nice shoes is a sign of stability to them. They like when men is financially stable. Life lesson of the day everyone? Don't be stupid and learn from your mistakes. LATER LOSERS! *Drives away in Hummer"

#1830 I know this girl in my Bio class with Prof. Demarest who sits in the front and she is one of the most gorgeous girl I've ever met. I speak with her occasionally and see her all the time but I'm too afraid to make a move... Pretty pathetic but that's just how I am. Shy as fuck :/

#1829 Why is it that a guy would walk out of his door with VPL? Will a guy not tell his buddy that his drawers are showing through his shorts? I get that the conversation might be awkward for two hetero males, but what straight man wears a bikini?

#1828 10/30 , I'm honestly tired of seeing "confessions" that are word for word from FML's, MLIA, and Tumblr.. It's not funny. At least try to re-word it. ffs.

#1827 I really do like this campus, but honestly with all of the construction going on, it looks like shit. I feel like the whole campus is just dirty. Anyone agree?

#1826 Who is going to see The Story So Far and Stick To Your Guns in December? My friend and I need to find more people to wear khaki shorts and eat pizza with.

#1825 That Bitstrips app is getting on my fucking nerves. People seriously have no lives. I honestly don't know whats more annoying.. that shit or candy crush notifications.

#1824 Today, a friend and I were teasing each other about finding an empty classroom to hook up. Calling his bluff, I walked out in the middle of a lecture and waited for him in the empty room behind our class. I knew he wouldn't do it but I think, secretly, I wanted to get real dirty in that empty room just to see our classmates faces when we returned.