#1855 Apogee, get your life together, i'm not in a hurry to sign up for classes, i'm just trying to watch whose line is it anyway!

#1854 https://soundcloud.com/kpsimusic/head-hunting-for-egos-ft-exxe

I'm a hip hop artist that goes to college and
Let me know should I stop making music and just focus on a regular day job or what?
I love critics

#1853 The other day, while I was walking on campus, my stomach start to hurt a lot. When this happens to me, this is a sign that I am about to have diarrhea. I didn't want to go to building where my classes are at to use the bathroom. I didn't want to stink up the place, fart on the toilet and have people hear my shit hitting the toilet. I did this before and when I came out of the stall, people would stare at me slightly and it was awkward to see them continously throughout the day. So I decided to go to the Union to do my business. I walked around the perimeter of the Union for like 10 minutes trying to find an entrance. While I was walking around, my stomach started to hurt more and I really had to use the bathroom. Finally, a construction worker came up to me and told me the Union is closed (I had no idea, I rarely go to the Union). I had to quickly run to the ESSC, find a bathroom ASAP and take a shit. Thanks to the Union closing, I almost shit myself in public!

#1852 One tym, i dun put a cucumbur in mah coochy and it got lost. Den a month l8r, i forgot about it and i went to da coochy doctor and he found it deep inside me and it turn into a muthfukin pikle! He be all lyk DAYUM deltrese! yo bitch ass dun be givin birth to fuckin food yo damn coochy could end world hunger namsayin? SHHEEEEEIIIIIIIT!

#1851 I feel bad. I fucked this one girl last week at this awesome party since we were both drunk and she was really grabbing at my junk. I couldn't even remember her name at the time, but I remember it rhyming with ollie or something. (Solly? Molly? Holly? idk) The sex was amazing, but a week later I made a good acquaintance with one gentleman who was a really cool person. Only until I looked him up on facebook later that day did I realize that the guy was in a relationship with the girl who I fucked that last week. I'm honestly not sure what to think at this point.

#1850 There is this really hott guy who works at Maple and I don't know how to even tell if he is gay or straight!

#1849 So, after my Advertising class I decided it would be a good idea to skip my Political Science class to work on my project due that night. As I was leaving campus I look up and see my Poly Sci professor looking straight at me. He is pointing in the direction of where I should be going, his class. I try to think of something clever on my feet to find a an excuse, but all I could get out was a loud "Yeah!". He just walks past me and laughs responding back "yeah". He seems like a pretty cool professor...but I can't imagine this is going to help me in anyway possible.

#1848 To the girl in Comm 1010 with a pink top and gray long skirt you have the NICEST tits and you should let those puppies breath more.