#1949 I went onto Nick.com without my parents' permission.

#1948 I had a badass time at [frat name] this thursday, first time i got drunk and couldnt have asked for a better night

#1947 I don't attend UNT however, I go down there every weekend and fuck random hoes...I cant wait for homecoming weekend. I got a fucking problem.

#1946 Turned 21 about 2 weeks ago, didnt do anything. So last night a friend invited me out to a bar. I got f*cked up drunk. Everybody was super cool though. So I confess that I have a great time, even if I was "dead" by the end of the night lol

#1945 In case you're wondering where the country folk who like rodeos are at, they're in the small hick towns north and west of Denton continuing the centuries old family tradition of being inbred, homophobic, racist cunts. I'm a gay guy from a tiny town west of Decatur and the inbred intolerant populace always stopped to read me bible verses and at school they'd beat me senseless all because I said I'm gay on facebook one time and it inflated out of control so excuse me for having so much hatred boiling in my heart. Denton is by no means gay paradise in fact, nobody knows I'm gay and it was hard for me to reject this girl that asked me out because I didn't want her to know I'm gay, but this place is at least closer to being in 2013 than that trailer trash hellhole and a hell of a lot safer for me to walk around in and not have some fucker read me Leviticus 18:22 and say I will burn for prefering dick over pussy excuse the fuck out of me for having fucked up genes!!!!!

#1944 I'm euphoric because of a phony god's blessing.

#1943 I have a gf but it's all going downhill..there's this other girl,we haven't done anything but I really like her..when I see her I want to kiss her so bad. I don't see a possible relationship with her either, just a big attraction. Idk what to do.

#1942 Im THAT guy at parties that gets beyond shitfaced. You're not an alcoholic till after you graduate. Remember that kids.