#1957 After watching Titanic for the second time, I have come to the conclusion that Rose only cared about the D. She knew that Jack's penis was going to get chopped off due to frostbite, so she just said, " Nah nigga, there ain't no room in this raft for you.The d was too bomb and it was good while it lasted... I love you Jack. Now Jack off!"

#1956 I'm considering bleaching my butthole.

#1955 I want to be a porn star.

#1954 Over the past few days, I've had sex 11 times with 3 different individuals. I'm exhausted.

#1953 I'm an attractive and petite young girl and no one suspects me of running a horror/gore-themed blog. One of the most fucked up things you'll come across c;

#1952 to the girl in the library on Sunday with the blue cloudy spandex shorts, we made eye contact and oh my god you're gorgeous! we should've exchanged numbers...

#1951 I love UNT so much. This school is my home. I went to Texas A&M this weekend to visit some friends and I loved every minute of the football game. Even though they were just playing UTEP, the entire stadium was packed and the crowd participation was great. If you're reading this confession, come to the games. Support your school. I know a lot of you go home for the weekend but can we get some more spirit and tradition in this school? I love it now, but I know I would love it even more if there was more spirit

#1950 Cigarettes turn me on. I love when a guy smells like cigarette smoke. I also love the taste of a guys mouth right after he smokes. Guys seriously...smoke a cigarette then please shove your tongue down my throat.