Monday, 04 November 2013 05:47 PM
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#1990 There's a guy in my biology class with a cat sweater and I told him how much I loved it. Just fyi, you're fucking sexy.
Monday, 04 November 2013 05:27 PM
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#1989 I need a wingman, any takers? I'll buy you your first round (no-homo). Just work some counter interference with the cock blockers of the group, while I go after the main target.
Monday, 04 November 2013 05:06 PM
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#1988 11-4 5:00 pm. To the fat girl driving the black jeep. I was sitting in my car when your door hit my car. You did not even bother closing your door after it happened. I left you a little gift of my own.
Monday, 04 November 2013 04:56 PM
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#1987 Maybe I'm spoiled because I came from Ny, but Denton bus system is god awful
Monday, 04 November 2013 04:25 PM
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#1986 To Anna in my philosophy lecture. Everyday in class I think about bending you over a desk and doing it in front of everyone. You wear those skimpy outfits everyday so I know you want it too.
Monday, 04 November 2013 04:00 PM
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#1985 Holding the door open for men just to fuck up the status quo.
Monday, 04 November 2013 03:50 PM
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#1984 people think im trustworthy with their private lives and secrets, but in all honesty, i tell other people their shit anyways.
Monday, 04 November 2013 03:47 PM
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#1983 I wish I could meet a woman that wears tights or thigh-highs on occasion because they drive me wild!