#1998 I went to the prison in Huntsville tx last year due to a wrong place at the wrong time arrest. I dropped the soap in the shower and none of the inmates gave a shit. I was surprised and somewhat disappointed.

#1997 On the behalf of all TAMS Kids.. I would like to apologize for the fellow actions of one of my peers. No hard feelings. Tams is a part of UNT, and the university is better as a whole if we all just get along.

#1996 When I do homework on my laptop, I sit on the toilet for hours and take a really long shit.

#1995 currently running through pink fields. Life.

#1994 I always take my biggest shits on the top floor of he music practice buildings. Feels great man.

#1993 To the girl that I always make eye contact with in my Intro to Logic class from 1-1:50 on Monday and Wednesday: You're absolutely beautiful.

#1992 When the first High School Musical movie came out...I bought the soundtrack. I thoroughly enjoyed it too.

#1991 Whenever someone uses the word 'believe' around me, I always feel tempted to say "Believe in me who believes in you", "Yours is the drill that will pierce the heavens!" or "Who the hell do you think I am?" to them but never do so because odds are, that person will have no idea what I'm referencing and I'll just come off as a crazy person.