#2261 Sometimes I feel like going up to a random guy on campus and kiss him, just to see what happens.

#2260 It bugs me when people answer their phones in the lower level of the library..it's the quiet floor for a reason.

#2258 On this day of 11/14/2013 let it be known that it was booty short & UGG day.

#2257 I just wanted to thank Mr. T for being a great chem lab TA.
TA: No one has to go the the last lab. You're all getting A's.
Faggot: (pointing at me.) Except him.
TA: Why you pointing at him?
Faggot: He missed one of the labs.
TA: (to me) Don't worry about it. Don't go to the last lab.

#2259 Where can I go to listen to some good house music in Denton? And who all has heard of LAN? Kaskade all the way.

#2256 When guys post confessions about how they have so much sex and how easy it is to pick up women on Fry Street, I often wonder how hot the women are that they pick up. I really doubt that guys are picking up really gorgeous women. They are probably picking up ugly to barely average women at most.

#2255 I saw this really attractive guy outside the library a couple days ago. I couldn't help but say something. Anyways, if I you see me around, we should grab coffee or lunch one day.
-young lady

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