#2327 Maybe I just go to 7-11 too much but Jana from the one on McCormick is pretty fine too.

#2326 11/18 Lance, who works in the writing lab. You are really cute. Continue looking like that.

#2322 So my girlfriend is pretty adventurous and one night she told me she had this fetish about putting things in her butthole. Not big things, little stuff like erasers and dog food and shit. It didn't stop there, she told me everything she puts in her butt she then likes to eat, except the eraser cause you can't eat those. So one night we were having sex and there was a bag of peanut butter chocolate chex mix on the desk, so she had me put some in her ass and then eat them from there. After that i wanted to try it to, but we were out of chex mix. so she put mike and ike's in my ass but we couldn't find them. i think they melted in there. i still don't know where they went but i bet my poo will be art.

#2321 I honestly can't understand my chem TA (due to his heavy South African accent) unless I am stoned.

#2320 I have to confesses I never knew what university I wanted to go to, until about Freshman or Sophomore year in high school. Hell I didn't even know what a university was till mid middle school. And one of my friends one day asked me in 7th grade which university I wanted to go to, and I said I don't know what a university is. She looked at me like I was crazy. Hell I don't even know what I want to do in life. I've always had someone tell me to do this and that and I have never had a say in what I wanted to do.

#2319 After reading this: http://www.nbcdfw.com/news/local/6-Year-Old-Studies-Science-at-UNT-With-High-School-Students-232423251.html
It is like, Fuck my life. How can some kids like to learn this stuff? Is it something in there DNA that makes them more focused or something. Or did his parents get him to learn things when he was super early. Anyway awesome for the kid, and hope he has a great future.

#2318 I wish someone would get as breathless over me as I get over a person I want to be with. I just want to be wanted.

#2310 I'm not sure why some chicks worship Marilyn Monroe. Sure she was hot, but she couldn't hold a single relationship, didn't succeed in any of her actual lifelong goals, and then killed herself in her late 30s.