#2333 My girlfriend is always asking me to fool around or have sex, but I'm really not in the mood most of the time simply because she's really overweight and I'm not attracted to that. I mean don't get me wrong I like a girl with curves, and I love her very much otherwise. But sometimes I just can't get past that fact. I wish I could tell her without sounding like a dick

#2332 Confession, I'd really like to get together with the guy who's looking for a white girl who can take the D...how the heck do y'all find casual sex partners anyway...a girl has got her needs.

#2331 I would bang every single member of the UNT percussion ensemble.

#2330 November 19, 2013 at 11:54 P.M.
To the girl who gave the white flowers to me while I was meditating tonight in front of Performance Hall, thank you. The flowers are wonderful and I truly appreciate the thought. If you see me again, talk to me, I'm interested to know what made you give them to me.

Also, for you others reading, submitting this post is the bald white guy who meditates in front of the Performance Hall place, the big one that looks like a space ship and stuff. Just FYI.

#2329 I have a very large and healthy penis. I love going to women women who I know are already dating, engaged and even married and try to get with them using my size to arouse them. It's not because I'm actually interested in them, but the power I feel by having them desire me more than their loving boyfriends/husbands is simply an addicting satisfaction unlike any other. I crave the feeling of having them think I'm superior to their significant other, and having them admit that "you are so much bigger and better at this than him!" Gets me off so hard. 8/10 times I manage to arrouse women into bed, 19/20 times I'm bigger than their significant other, and every single time they praise me for how much better I am at sex than them and most of them have even said this was their very first orgasm. I don't care how many relationships I've ruined, if she was willing to have sex with another guy just for a bigger dick, she was never faithful to you and these guys should be thanking me for exposing their girlfriends for the sluts they really are. Beware of those guys with big dicks, we have real power down here and we will use it to get whatever girl we want even if she's yours.

#2328 the girl that works at the inner desk of the biological service office is a complete bitch. Shes always angry for no apparent reason and yells at you. Suck a fucking dick bitch.

#2324 When I was 17 (less than ten years ago) I was pulled over for going about 118mph on 380. Before I got pulled over, I was pretty impressed with myself because my car was a big piece of shit. When I was drilled, my primary excuse was that I didn't want the guy to my right to pass me, of course, the guy to my right was a cop in an unmarked car. Within about 15 minutes of me being pulled over, you would've think someone had died because there were at least 6 cruisers with their lights on, on the side of the road. I answered a lot of questions, gave a lot of honest answers, and was paralyzed with fear that my world was going to come crumbling down around me. About ten minutes of side talk went between the uniformed folk. I guess they took an immense amount of pity on me because I was let off with nothing more than a verbal warning. They didn't take any of my information down.
When I look back on it, I'm pretty glad. But I can't help but wonder, how different the situation would've been if I had been a black kid, instead of a white kid.

#2323 I signed up for a dating site (Match) because I have trouble meeting girls since I don't drink/do the bar scene and I recently graduated. I haven't told any of my family or close friends about it because I'm pretty embarrassed even though I know it's very common now. My worst fear since the start has been running across a girl I know then having them view my profile. Then tonight I noticed something even worse. While browsing I noticed my female cousin recently signed up. Worst of all we're a "98% match". Shit just got real...