#2339 To anyone in UNT's music business department who knows Mike; watch out for that kid or he'll end up leeching you. The guy lived with a close friend of mine for more than a year, was not charged rent, got free food, and even started a band with my friend just in order to use his instruments and expensive recording equipment and programs. My friend loved the music they were making more than anything and thought Mike was his best friend, and as soon as the guy got enough money to move out, he kicked my friend out of their band via Facebook message for being too nerdy (spending money on figures, cosplay, and comics, and going to conventions) and had a replacement that day. This whole situation sickens me beyond belief and I really want this guy to get what's coming to him after the way he used my friend for almost everything he had.

#2342 I agree with Westboro Baptist Church. My church kicked me out because of it. I know I'm right though. #GodHatesFags #PrayForMoreDeadSoldiers #FredPhelpsHasAnAmazingPenis #IWantToCumInsideShirleyPhelps #MichaelPhelpsIsNotRelated #ISecretlyLuvDick

#2338 Mormons creep me out. Why do they look weird? It's a religion and not a race, so why is their skin that weird doughy paper-white complexion?

#2337 I'mlooking for an art major who can spray paint portraits! I want a portrait of an Aztec warrior to put on my wall. I will pay you to make it for me. Anybody?

#2325 Last week, I drunkenly masturbated to Sarah Palin while watching her on Hannity. Sarah Palin was looking hot as ever, but I ejaculated just as the director got a good shot of Sean Hannity's face, with a picture of Chris Christie in the background.

Worst fap session ever.

#2336 I've stolen so much food from the food trailer this semester... Way too easy.

#2335 I was welcomed to college by fucking an orientation leader. I love college

#2334 I'm considering going out and just having sex with anybody. I'm 22 and I've never had sex, kissed, or even gone out on a date (I'm sure I'm not the only one). Because shyness I guess? Or maybe because I just don't hit it off well with anybody and I seem to be invisible to most people. I'm not exactly waiting until marriage, but I'm not exactly willing to give it up so easily either. Lately though, I've had extremely powerful urges to just fuck and I don't know what's provoking them. I guess it's just an FYI that I don't know who you you are but if you're DTF I will find you, and I will fuck you.