#2388 Last night, my girlfriend told me she wanted me to buy her a kitten for Christmas. I looked my girlfriend in the eye sockets and I told her straight out, I just said it, I said it man, I said biiitch... I am not buying you a kitten for Christmas.

#2387 It really, really insanely bugs me when people RELOCK their car door after seeing you minding your own business while walking past their car. Yeah... I just heard you lock your car door again... guess I won't break into now!

#2386 The thirst is so real at this point, there are few guys I would turn down.

#2385 I am a very masculine gay guy that always tops but likes it when my butt hole gets played wit; I hate to bottom. Is that weird??

#2384 11/22/13 To the girl who walks into the BLB at 11am during week. You usually wear sweatpants and go to sit in the Biz Cafe. You are incredibly attractive and sexy. Your tan skin and dark hair is so hot. And when you wear glasses, I would love to have a threesome with you. Thank you for being so attractive.

#2383 I send friend request to students who comment on these confession post, because I have no friends here and...ummm, o yea, I'm a fucking loser who isn't into partying, but is big into science. So I'm probably that guy you don't know, who is trying to friend you.

#2382 I will literally hold my poop to go to a different building that has either nicer toilets or less people. Best toilet to poop in on campus?

#2381 I want to cum inside Creator.