#2397 These guys on the football team tho I wouldn't mind taking a few back home with me. Too bad no one like thick chicks

#2395 Where are the sororities that use strapons on their sisters?

#2394 I wish I didn't live in an age where a large portion of people masturbated over League of Legends or Call of Duty.

#2393 I think JFK was a piece of shit and an outright war criminal for invading Cuba and South Vietnam.

#2392 Thinking about rushing. Want some opinions on sororities. Who do you think is the best at UNT and why?(looking for peoples opinions who care about Greek life, I already know that a majority of UNT people think it's overrated so no need to reiterate it ;) )

#2391 Last weekend was probably one of the strangest but best weekends of my life. For the longest time, my new girlfriend wanted me to go back home with her in order to meet her mother and just chill out. My girlfriend is from Austin and lives with her mother when she is not at school. During my time in Austin, I went sight-seeing with my girl, went to the movies, the mall and got to know my girlfriend's mother. In order to end the visit on a good note, my girlfriend's mother brought home some alchohol and we all started drinking. My girlfriends mother suggested a game called Flip, Sip or Strip. We played this drinking game until we were all pretty much in our underwear. My girlfriend then suggested we go skinny dipping in their hot tub. To my suprise, my girlfriend and her mother removed their clothing and hopped into the hot tub in the next room. They asked me to join them, but I was a bit shy. Don't get me wrong, my girlfriend and I have had sex and has seen me naked, but it was a bit odd letting her mom see me naked. I took a deep breath and joined them. To make the story short, after I got into the hot tub, we made small talk, I made out with my girlfriend and then her mom and then they both titty fucked me and gave me a blow job. That was the highlight of my weekend.

#2390 I need help to get rid of my speeding ticket.

#2389 What is up with all the gays/bi dudes at Unt? I'm a bi guy. Most of y'all are messed up.