#2404 Everytime I look at the clock lately, it always seemingly falls on the time 9:11. I just woke up from a nap and looked at the clock and it said 9:11 pm. When I went to the gym with my friend the other day, I asked him what time it was and he said 9:11 am. Few days back after my shower, I looked at my cell phone and it said 9:11 am. When I got out of class the other day, I looked at my cell phone and it said 9:11 am. This time keeps appearing whenever I look at the clock in the morning or at night, like it is always 9:11 on the dot.

#2403 Best weekend of my life. I guess I can finally at fucking a MILF to my list. My roommates mom came to the apartment for a visit. No, she is not in her 50s or 60s. She is actually 34. She gave birth to my roommate when she was 16. Since my roommate was at work, I spent the day with his mother and we ended up fucking. Best fuck ever.

#2402 I went to see the launch of Xbone and PS4. All I could do is laugh at all these filthy console peasants fanboying over them. I laugh at all of you who have to rebuild your entire gaming libraries whereas I can keep everything on my wonderful PC! I saw one person buying a Wii U and a 3DS... Have fun with you $300 pokemon and Mario machines I guess. #pcgamermasterrace

#2401 I am a female and it has always been my fantasy to fuck someone with the name of Tanner. Not a specific person... just any person named Tanner. It sounds like a manly and masculine name.

#2400 One time I was at a party and I threw a football to my friend. The pass was too high and ended up breaking a car window. I would like to say I'm sorry I ran away to play ding dong ditch without paying for the window!

#2399 The woman named Liz that works the day shift in Kerr Cafeteria is SO freaking beautiful! I would love to get to know her better.

#2398 I share an apartment with a roommate who is a dirty person and always has his annoying ugly girlfriend over. She talks with a stupid accent and she looks like a man. I want to move out ASAP

#2396 Long story short, I fucking hate boys and being gay in its entirety… I gave him almost two months of my life, my GPA, and 16 pounds I probably shouldn't have lost and what do I get in return? A broken heart, extremely low self-esteem, protruding shoulder bones, and countless articles of clothing that don’t even fit me anymore. Fuck him, fuck life, and fuck the universe. FUCK IT ALL!!