#6289 I've got a long list of Starbucks lovers, they'll tell you I'm insane.

#6288 It's hilarious to watch white girls get upset over stereotypes about them."I don't drink starbucks!" "I don't have a flat ass!" Gives me life.

#6283 I like pretending I am raped by my bf. Something bout a man coming in, a stranger with a mask on slapping me and grabbing me d having his way.. Any other females like this? I like tob tied up and even far as being gagged w/ my own panties and my bf loves slapping my nuts , yes I am a guy a VERY flamboyant feminie sissy boy love my butt being taken advantage of it gets sooo wet but the doo doo wont come out

#6287 I have two men willing to love and marry me, my current fiancé and my ex boyfriend. I want my ex more honestly because we had such an amazing connection (almost out of this world), but waiting 2 years for him to finish a business trip in Germany is a long time. My family doesn't really care much for my fiancé. He is a good man, who wants to see how much our love can grow in the years to come. What should I do?

#6282 Sometimes when I'm at the urinal and I feel a cough/sneeze coming on, you know midstream, I get for just like a second, absolutely terrified I'll bust something if I'm unable to stifle said sneeze/cough until I finish my business.

#6281 In my spare time, I try to suck my own dick. Today, I have reached my goal and suck-ceded. I'm a lard ass 4 incher too so if I can do it anyone can do it. It's kind of like doing the Michael Jackson Smooth Criminal lean though, it's tough.

#6286 Some of you oversensitive bitches need to get the cactus out of your ass and stop taking the trolls so damn seriously, and in some cases, personally. They're the reason this page is so funny.

#6285 I dont know why I cant find a decent man. I go to fry street, I dance,I can twerk, I know I have a sexy, smooth shaven nooty noot and I am cute. Seems like everytime I meet a man out we hit it off, he tells me everything I want to hear, then after taking him home w/ me and the nextday or after I never hear from them again :( I am also smart, make good grades and am a good girl. I am a cute, sexy mami to and have a thick booty but it is all boys want. I want to meet a nice boy out and cuddle and kiss, have affection and make love not just sex, passion, where you feel the love not just being horney and getting the nooty noots.My clock is ticking to,I am 23 and I feel myself eagerly to have a baby and be married. I have a puppy and I take care of it, feed it and bathe it as well, when it whines I am there for it. #getatmeboo